Their Internal Sat-Navs Are Faulty
All children have them; that internal Sat-Navs that seems to alert them to the nearest McDonald’s, soft play centre, or whatever else it is that they love to go. They seem work unerringly well in these situations.
Today however, my children all seem to have faulty Sat-Navs. There must be a problem reading postcodes or something. They all seem to think that they are miles away from The End of My Tether, when in fact they are almost there. As I said, some sort of post code change at the Post Office no doubt 😉