Bras to the Rescue!

I am accident prone. It is no secret. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve fallen down (and up!) stairs, whilst completely sober. I trip over things, including my own feet. Sometimes I injure my pride, sometimes I break bones.

The last round of injuries caused by my clumsiness included a broken wrist caused by falling up a flight of stairs at work and then, a few months later, tripping over my trouser leg (yes really!) and breaking my toe in two places.

I can’t be the only one who is this clumsy and accident prone and now there is a product on the market that will help me and my fellow sufferers of extreme clumsiness – well, the female ones, anyway. This stylish new bra has been invented with people like me in mind, to save us from further injury when we can’t be trusted to put one foot in front of the other without incident.

Designed to look just like a normal bra, it is both supportive and cleavage-enhancing, giving you a great shape, but this clever piece of lingerie boasts a secret.

Taking car safety as its role model, this bra has built in safety features, to stop you from coming to harm, even after you fall, because this bra has airbags fitted into pockets on the inside of the bra! Should you be unfortunate enough to stumble whilst wearing this bra, the mechanism is triggered, and the front pockets release the airbags, which inflate and save you from a potentially nasty injury.

This fabulous bra is the brainchild of Lingerie Please, who already boast an impressive range of lingerie for all occasions. Launching today, the new Airbag Bra is sure to sell out fast!


This should stop you hurting yourself when you stumble.


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2 comments on “Bras to the Rescue!

  1. united forever on said:

    Very funny!

  2. freesoft on said:

    Thank you..really funny!!

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